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Joke of the Day

"Cows What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean Beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom."

"My mom called and gave me the weekly weather report. I can't wait to do this to my kids."

"Did you hear the new broom joke? It's sweeping the nation!"

"I hate it when my wife asks if I've been drinking and I accidentally respond with a 9-minute air guitar solo."

"If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard how many hours would it take three pigs? None because the six pigs have already eaten them all."

"An eskimo was showing another eskimo pictures of his house... ... The other eskimo said ""That's an ice picture!""."

"Why did Jared stop eating subway? (NSFW) Because now he prefers cheese pizza"

"If a tree falls in the woods... If a tree falls in the woods, and Republicans aren't around to hear it, is it still Obama's fault?"

"Sorry I was late. I got stuck in internet traffic."

"I don't trust anyone with a beard, especially a woman"