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Joke of the Day
"What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii? Aloha Snackbar!"
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"Let's remove all the Warning Labels and thin out the herd."
"What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive? A Ford F-tree-fiddy"
"The greatest harbor on Earth can shelter not a single ship... It is truly without pier."
"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? He died instantly."
"Puts fitbit on dogs collar. Throws the ball around. Sits on the couch and eat chips. Wins all the challenges"
"Just been chatting to my neighbor's teenage daughter It turns out she's really into aliens and UFOs Which is cool because tommorow she's getting abducted"
"My fiance said the funniest thing out of context today. Lewis and Clark were so starved on their exploration, Sacajawea had a hard time understanding why they didn't eat Seaman."
"Here's a nice Jewish joke my Dad told me A Jewish kid asks his father for 20$. The father responds, ""10$, what on earth do you need 5$ for, I'd be happy with 1$, here's a quarter."""
"What career is a perfect ten? Forensics"