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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway? Roy Jeep Biv"

"why does Wally wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted."

"I love weighing myself after having a dump. It makes a shit load of difference."

"What family history website do rednecks use? Incestry.com"

"Once I saw a blind man touching a cheese grater at Ikea. He said: ""who wrote this bullshit"""

"The girl in front of me sped up so I did too. She started to run, just like me. Then she yelled for help, me too. I wonder what we fled from"

"What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes."

"Don't let a Chromosome get you down One of my personal favorites."

"ME: So I... was never invisible? JAIL DOCTOR: No. That's why you're in jail"

"Christmas with the family While I greatly enjoy the presence of their company, I prefer the company of their presents."