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Joke of the Day

"How many fingers does the Dragonborn have? (x-post from r/gaming) Four fingers and a thu'um."

"What is the opposite of a meme? A youyou"

"Do you know what really bugs me? Discreetly placed microphones."

"Vanilla Ice should be President If there's a problem, yo, he'll solve it."

"Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. ""Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years"" says the doctor. ""What happened?"" asked Harry ""You ran face first into a wall."""

"How do you the difference between a blond man and a blond woman? The blond woman will have a higher sperm count."

"What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common? Both think the shorter the better."

"What did the doctor say to the prosecutor? You're trying my patients!"

"My wife converted to Judaism during Batman Begins. It was a real Christian Bail."

"I had a one-night-stand with a Bernie supporter. I know because I can feel the bern."