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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people."
Next Joke
"Joke of The Day 6/9/14 Slept like a log last night........Woke up in the fireplace."
"Name Some Anti-Jokes They always are the funniest"
"To gangs that carve their names into public toilet seats: A) Why? B) Haha, you touched a public toilet seat."
"As a Malaysian, I thought that our Prime Minister would be crowned the worst political leader of the century But it looks like America has finally decided to us their Trump card."
"Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares."
"I hope rapidly clicking this arrow on Google Street View counts as jogging."
"YO mama is so poor... She can't even pay attention"
"Give me a compliment. A woman looks into the mirror and says to her husband: ""I feel fat, old and ugly, give me a compliment"". The man replies: ""Your eyes are still working great""."
"My piss looks and smells like gasoline this morning. My piss does impersonations of other liquids. That's talented piss."