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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need 1 nail to hang the picture"

"BlackJack Jack be nimble Jack be quick Cuz Jack just stole that candlestick"

"Waiter there is a dead fly in my soup ! No its not it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !"

"How do you think bus driver interviews go? Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!"

"Keep clam. I'm dyslexic."

"How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!"

"What's better than winning Gold at the Paralympics? Having both your legs."

"1. Take pictures of every cat in your neighborhood 2. Make missing cat posters with the pictures 3. Get all the cats"

"A dark sense of humor is like a Make-A-Wish child, never gets old."

"Here, have my marionette set. ""Cool. How much for it?"" Just take it ""For free? What's the catch?"" No strings attached. ""You son of a bit.."""