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Joke of the Day

"90% of life is just having the courage to show up. The other 30% is just checking the math."

"I know why my name is Cameron. Father: You know why I named you Cameron? Me:Why Father: cause I came ron"

"Everybody thought potassium was an asshole AND a narcissist. It was probably because all he ever said to anyone was ""K""."

"My girlfriend just said, ""Your obsession with cats is out of control, so I've packed your bags."" I think she's kicking meeeowt."

"Why did the condom go flying through the air? He was pissed off. (It took me an embarrassing amount of time to get this one.)"

"[REQUEST] Jokes about tall people ?"

"I made a joke at the US-Mexico border jajajajajajahahahaha"

"Star Wars really beat me in movies.. Rogue One, Me Zero."

"What is the best music to air drum to while driving? Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel."

"Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII? I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care."