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Joke of the Day
"Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII? I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care."
Next Joke
"What's a buffalo's favorite activity? Grazing."
"Me: I'm not going to drink in 2017 *in hospital 3 days later* Doctor: You have to drink water you idiot"
"Ways to get me naked: 1. Be hot 2. Be funny 3. Be alcohol 4. Pretend to be my gynecologist"
"Why did the blonde pull the dildo out before she came? She wasn't on the pill"
"There is a new car fragrance designed to look like the Joker... The fragrance? Tears of a clown."
"My neighbors wifi isn't working. Do you think they are aware and are trying to fix it, or should I go let them know?"
"Who was the most well known Jewish cook? Hitler!"
"Zombies eat brains, right? Then you're good. *NOTE: Heard this from a couple of friends*"
"What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Start swimming"