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Joke of the Day

"Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII? I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care."

"Losing weight to be attractive is weird. I see you shrunk your body slightly. Now I want you."

"People accuse me of never giving a damn about anyone but myself, but I distinctly remember saying 'bless you' when someone sneezed last year"

"Knock knock Who's there? To To Who It's actually ""To Whom"""

"How do you get 50 old ladies to yell ""fuck""? Have one old lady yell ""bingo"""

"I've got a job for Victoria... Well, *had* a job..."

"Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings."

"How did the Mathematician cure his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil."

"I got this really good lifeprotip while in the shower, but I forgot it when I dropped the soap. Ah, now I remember what it was. Never pick up the soap when showering in a prison."

"Guy walks into a bar... So this Jewish guy walks into a bar in New York with a parrot on his shoulder. The Bartender goes where'd you get that? And the parrot says, ""in Brooklyn, they're everywhere."""