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Joke of the Day

"I made a joke at the US-Mexico border jajajajajajahahahaha"

"My teeth are so white I could use them to help land a plane and still no boyfriend. I'm beginning to think TV ads lie."

"I'm a Tumblr user and computer scientist, i'm boycotting binary computing."

"What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost? The *pilot* episode."

"What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian? Jah bless."

"Only at Mcdonalds do they say, ""Sorry about your wait"" and really mean ""weight."""

"A Rabbi and a Catholic Priest... are sitting on a park bench when a kid walks by. The Catholic Priest says, ""We should screw him!"" and the Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""

"What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job? ""My career is in Jeopardy!"""

"Things have really turned around for me since I re-named my penis and testicles ""JD Power and Associates""."

"If mummies are from egypt, then where are daddies from?"