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Joke of the Day

"I know why my name is Cameron. Father: You know why I named you Cameron? Me:Why Father: cause I came ron"

"""Welcome to lazy club. My name i-*doors get kicked in* ""THIS IS A ROBBERY! NOBODY MOVE!"" [voice from the back] ""Nobody was going to."""

"What do you call a centipede with no legs An amputede"

"Me: you like that? *takes out trash* Wife: ooooh Me *starts vacuuming the living room* Wife: oh my god, don't stop"

"A guy is walking with a young boy into the woods... Boy ""hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared"" Man ""how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone"""

"What do you call a gullible Indian? A Naive American. Literally just came up with this."

"Im trying the new Vodka diet... Lose 3 days every week"

"Why did Adele cross the road To say hello from the other side"

"What can you hunt for in the wild as well as in your wallet A couple bucks"

"I always mean what I say. Sometimes, I didn't mean to say it out loud."