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Joke of the Day

"I was in math class and my teacher asked ""What comes after 69?"" Apparently ""I do"" is not the correct answer."

"There wad a 4 car pile up in Mexico today. . 93 people died."

"I asked a librarian for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat... She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not."

"What kind of thief steals meat? A hamburglar."

"I knew a kid in grade school who was born with deformed eyelids... ...So they took the flesh from his circumcision to fix his deformity. For the rest of his life he was cock-eyed."

"I had a dream that my friend Martin became the ruler of all bath sponges. We called him Martin Loofah King."

"What starts with 'M', ends with 'arriage' and is a man's favorite thing A miscarriage"

"Mind over matter they told me... Thanks for the gold stranger! *edit* Front page! Much wow!"

"When I get a dog I am going to name it syndrome Because when he jumps up on me I can shout ""Down syndrome"""

"A poltergeist was moving furniture around the house, and I really love what he's done with the place."