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Joke of the Day
"[REQUEST] Jokes about tall people ?"
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"Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's? A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends."
"What is green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger"
"That tattoo of wings on your back are good. But wings that small could hardly get you off the ground though. *reveals full body wing tattoo*"
"So I had sex with this Asian girl the other day... She didn't speak much English, but I think she liked it. She kept on screaming ""Wong Ho! Wong Ho!"""
"I wonder what song The Little Mermaid was singing when she viciously ripped a clam in half to make that cute bikini top"
"What's the difference between an Atheist and a black guy? Atheists are stereotyped as being giant dicks. Black guys are stereotyped as having giant dicks."
"How does an elephant climb a tree? He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up."
"A Muslim Woman wanted to fuck a gorilla. Her husband objected and said... ""That's Haram, bae."""
"Guy tells his doctor ""Every time I look in the mirror, I get an erection."" Doc says "" That's because you look like a pussy"""