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Joke of the Day
"Star Wars really beat me in movies.. Rogue One, Me Zero."
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"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your cock down a cheerleader's throat"
"A bartender walks into a barn... The horse says, ""Hey, why the wrong place?"""
"Your mommas so fat That when she posted to /r/gonewild they renamed the sub /r/earthporn"
"I'm so depressed, Radiohead is cheering me up."
"How to pick up a woman at Walmart. Very slowly and team lift with your legs."
"What is the best url for a bukkake website? www.facefullof.com edit: wow i did not know this lead to an actual site???!!!!"
"The only thing worse than finding your girlfriend on Tinder... Is your girlfriend finding you."
"Using dog shampoo when I run out of cat shampoo because I ran out of human shampoo a week ago."