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Joke of the Day
"Why would somebody punch a sheep? Ewe wouldn't understand."
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"Boy, people who need attention continue to find new ways to get it, he tweeted."
"Why did the puppy get away with committing murder? ...He had paws-able deniability."
"What do you call a blind german? A Not - see (Nazi)"
"if a cop ever asks me to count from 100 backwards ..i just get in the back seat"
"A $7 voucher at the airport is like having 100 skeeball tickets at Chuck E Cheese: it sounds good on paper but won't get you anything decent"
"What do you call jokes about bread? buns"
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"What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat? Pounce..."
"It must be tough to live in Europe. There's neither land nor way.."