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Joke of the Day

"A $7 voucher at the airport is like having 100 skeeball tickets at Chuck E Cheese: it sounds good on paper but won't get you anything decent"

"Why did the feminist cross the road? To shout and scream at a gentleman who held the door for a lady."

"When is a Jewish fetus considered a human being? When it graduates from medical school"

"She's not a slut... She's just a weiner connoisseur."

"A dickhead is talking to an asshole When suddenly they yell ""OH SHIT!"""

"If you post a selfie that says ""because some of you asked for a new one"" I want to see screenshots of where they said that."

"What do a cue ball and a Mexican have in common? The harder you hit 'em, the more english they pick up."

"HOBOSEXUAL A hobosexual is someone who enters into a relationship to avoid becoming homeless."

"The government is so screwed up and dysfunctional, I'm amazed I haven't tried to date it yet"

"Every single person my age... ...is 43."