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Joke of the Day
"It must be tough to live in Europe. There's neither land nor way.."
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"1992: Girls got undressed for their husbands. 1995: Girls got undressed for money. 2012: Girls get undressed for likes on Facebook and Instagram"
"Just watched the documentary FOOD, INC. And I'm absolutely disgusted. From now on, I'm only having sex with organic chickens."
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr.Dre."
"I masturbated when the clock struck 12 tonight It was the stroke of midnight"
"At the store: Sir, do you have cotton balls? Look, if I had cotton balls my kids would be plush toys!"
"What do pirates have in common with photons? They both travel at c"
"TIL that in 1940 a German U-Boat captain found himself aboard a British vessel. Whoops, wrong sub."
"Stalin's political career didn't really take off, until he played the trump card -Seize the means of reproduction!"
"Who cares if you have regrets on your death bed. You're about to die. I have regret everyday and have like another 40 years of this garbage"