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"My favorote rascist joke Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson had the same nickname growing up, can you guess what it is? Nigger"
"I had to defrost the fridge last night before bed. Or foreplay, as she calls it."
"I wanted to invest in Lumber Liquidators... But wood stock hasn't been viable sincs the 60s."
"I swear, my kids will make me drive them to my own funeral. And then to the mall."
"All human females should be exterminated at menopause to reduce bitchiness? amiright?"
"*changes voicemail recording to ""your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please check the number and dial again"
"I studied abroad the first semester of my junior year Then she closed her blinds"
"JOB REQUIREMENTS: Must have a college degree. Must have 5 years experience. Must have volunteered as tribute and won the 74th Hunger Games."
"What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions? Spocrates."