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Joke of the Day

"My Grandfather never had a good reason to go fishing. He did it just for the halibut."

"What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch? Bernie Sanders exists."

"What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? The slow swimmer"

"Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries? Traitor Joe's."

"I just thought of a good Casey Anthony joke... but if I post it my mom would kill me."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usian Bolt can finish a race."

"Two gay cowboys: ""Y'up?"" ""Yup."""

"Donald Trump has ridiculous hair, and he squints a lot. If I had his hair, I'd squint too."

"Feminists are like prime numbers The only thing that goes into them is themselves."

"A coworker asked me if I would please quit loudly singing along with my Oasis mix tape this morning. I said maybe..."