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Joke of the Day
"Boy, people who need attention continue to find new ways to get it, he tweeted."
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"""Sir, we are mining too many useless ores"" *Hitler rubs chin* So mine less. [GRAMMAR NAZI BUSTS IN] ""MINE FEWER."" [Hitler looks up] Yes?"
"Who's the fax machine player in Skrillex?"
"There's no ""I"" in ""Illiteracy."""
"Pasta & Postmodernism What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli? Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta."
"What do you call a Romanian grocery clerk? Scanthesku"
"Why did the bear eat his mate? He called her 'honey', then got hungry."
"[Person who spends 20 hours per week in the gym] ""The trick is to drink 8 glasses of water a day."""
"Killing people is just like smoking cigarettes I can stop whenever I want"
"My dad is really good at playing hide n' seek! It's been 12 years since we started and I still haven't found him!"