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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blind german? A Not - see (Nazi)"

"video games hav a negative effect on children they teach them to learn and adapt to any world they find themselves in adn overcome obstacles"

"Don't sweat the petty stuff Always take time to pet the sweaty stuff"

"What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!"

"I used to give my co-workers nicknames based on their most dominant features, like 'Eats Her Feelings Julie' and 'Loves Abortions Brenda'."

"What is the most well educated type of nut? Macademia."

"Call me a stun gun Because I'm going to shock you with a bad joke."

"Anyone up for a Native American joke? Did you hear about the Indian that drank too much iced tea? He died in his tea pee."

"Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend? Because...bros before hose!"

"How many gay guys can you fit on a stool? 4 if you flip it upside down."