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Joke of the Day
"What do you call jokes about bread? buns"
Next Joke
"A movie ticket for baby should cost at least $50."
"Popcorn is great but why did we stop there? This is America & I intend to find out what other foods would be delicious if we exploded them."
"Sad to think this is the tallest I'll ever be, barring some kind of awesome mutation."
"I just bought some ""ribbed cotton tank t-shirts"" at WalMart. You'd think that'd be the one place on earth they'd call them wifebeaters."
"*a spider slowly rolls past my house on a tiny skateboard* ""kids, go to the bomb shelter. it seems my past has finally caught up with me"""
"The grass isn't always greener on the other side. It's greener where you water it."
"I hate people who take drugs. Like customs officers."
"A guy got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his dick... Now he can play with his money, watch it grow, and you can't find a girl who can't blow a hundred dollars."
"If you are naughty... Santa gives you something hard and black"