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Joke of the Day

"What do you call jokes about bread? buns"

"God: Basically u just chill. Cow: Nice. God: I mean, at first. Cow: ...then? God: Then people murder u to eat ur insides & wear u as a coat."

"I brought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday You should have seen her face light up when she opened it."

"13: Mom, you look younger every day. M: What do you want? 13: A new skateboard. M: How young? 13: 29 M: Done."

"If athletes get athlete's foot then what do astronauts get? Missile toe."

"[At Last Supper] *Jesus raises bread* This is my body *raises wine* & my blood *pulls out 8 of Clubs* & this is your card *Apostles go nuts*"

"""And why did you join our gym?"" to stay healthy a friend recommended it I've seen myself naked"

"Me: I just broke a nail. WebMD: Finger cancer."

"How about how some people are SO gothed out but still drive a Ford Focus and shit?! Make your vehicle goth or you ain't shit."

"Why did the greek philosopher break in two? He was made out of Plato"