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Joke of the Day
"Why does Iraq have no Walmarts? Because there's a Target on every corner."
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"I heard Anheuser Busch is sending 9 truckloads of canned water to the areas affected by Hurricane Matthew. Who knew there was such a demand for Bud Light after a disaster?"
"I thought about starting a support group for pessimists... ...but why bother, it's not like it'd make any difference anyway..."
"you don't need to thank everyone on facebook for your birthday messages, they were not sincere."
"My attempt at a joke? My mum is going through Labour and my dad says: ""Could Ukip already?"""
"I made a song about a tortilla. [Well actually, it's more of a wrap.](http://i.imgur.com/Clj36.jpg)"
"Give a man a gun... and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world."
"""Honey, let's have a baby."" - a cannibal couple discussing dinner plans."
"We gave our children old-fashioned names... Our little boy is Hunter and our little girl is Gatherer. - Brian Kiley"
"What's the difference between a Pakistani Kindergarten and a Taliban Training Ground? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone."