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Joke of the Day

"I thought about starting a support group for pessimists... ...but why bother, it's not like it'd make any difference anyway..."

"When God Handed out Chins... You Thought He Said Gins, And Asked For A Double."

"John need Taxi John: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. Steve: Yes, sir. You are a taxi"

"Africa and Asia are playing baseball Asia strikes out Africa, Europe"

"What do you call black characters in Ferris Bueller's Day Off? Niggas in Ferris."

"Why women fail at saving money? Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom..."

"What do you call a 2 with a fat ass? A 3"

"TIL: 9 out of 10 people addicted to drinking break fluid... can't stop."

"She blinded me with science! (Specifically, a botched LASIK surgery.)"

"If I ever have a need for a drag queen name, I just decided it's going to be Queef Latina."