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Joke of the Day

"I made a song about a tortilla. [Well actually, it's more of a wrap.](http://i.imgur.com/Clj36.jpg)"

"Of course everyone deserves a 2nd chance, but I gave yours to someone else."

"'Your legs, your thighs, they got me hypnotized' ~me talking to my KFC"

"Knock-knock Who's there? Howdjalikeablowjob Howdjalikeablowjob who? No, no...the proper answer is ""Why, yes! Thank you."""

"Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green."

"What do epidemiologists do? How about kinesiologists? Study epidemies....and kinesies."

"why are black people fast? all the slow ones are in jail"

"How do trees get on the Internet? They log in."

"Things more likely to kill you than Ebola: - choking on a wheat thin - erotic asphyxiation - falling off the toilet - a duck with a gun"

"Did you hear about the COW that got a promotion? She was out standing in her field. **Edited for political correctness."