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Joke of the Day
"""Honey, let's have a baby."" - a cannibal couple discussing dinner plans."
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"Took my guitar to an open mic night at a bar. Yea, it sucked cuz they made me play one less chord. Guess one of 'em was a minor."
"What do wives and shingles have in common? if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's."
"What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain? A wet one."
"Mermaids who never get married eventually accumulate a bunch of catfish."
"*goes through crush's phone when he dies* *gets out ouija board* ""who is Emma"""
"I went to the zoo - it only had one animal, a small dog. It was a shitsu"
"A baby of few hours old is third in line for the highest title in the UK."
"What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen? He got hurt from harmful rays"
"Lindsay Lohan's personal chef is just a pinata full of cocaine."