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Joke of the Day
"you don't need to thank everyone on facebook for your birthday messages, they were not sincere."
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"My son keeps putting out the fire in the fireplace Should I take him out of there?"
"Made-up joke from a 9-year old: ""Where are the king's armies?"" ""Up his sleevies."""
"Roses are red Congress is red The Senate is red The White House is red welp Edit: insert communist pun here Edit x2: what the fuck did i just get gold for this"
"I just taped the TV remote to my dogs back so I'll never lose it again. Your move Apple."
"What do strippers and Hillary Clinton have in common? They rely too much on polls"
"A baby seal Walks into a club"
"Why won't women ever play in the NHL? Because the periods would take too long."
"This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job."
"Did you hear the one about the crossed eyed teacher? She couldn't keep her Pupils straight"