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Joke of the Day
"you don't need to thank everyone on facebook for your birthday messages, they were not sincere."
Next Joke
"Why did the Dollar note become 4 Quarters? Because it wanted ""to change"". *ducks*"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Souperman!"
"Why are Americas so Hung up on the constitution? It's fucking ancient."
"To think, millions of children go to bed every night without knowing what their Sleep Number is."
"What do you get when you kiss a canary? Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease."
"When someone tells me they're a doctor or an engineer all I can think is: ""wow your parents must've yelled at you to do your homework a lot"""
"Oh, you climbed Mt. Everest? Well, I live with 4 teenagers and ALL the laundry in the house is clean AND folded. ."
"Did you heard about the cardiac arrest victim? He was shocked when he survived"
"how do you know you're at a gay picnic? the hotdogs taste like shit"