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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Pakistani Kindergarten and a Taliban Training Ground? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone."

"I'm white and I don't tell racist jokes because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."

"""Grandma, may i play with your tits?"" ""Sure, honey! Just don't run away too far!"""

"If you wear a radioactive belt... ...you end up with nuclear waist."

"Roger Ailes buys a puppy. He calls it Colby."

"[the followin is based on a true story] *clips of me hittin my shin on my bed every nite for a year* Narrator: its like he forgets its there"

"What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? ...the wheelchair"

"Why is everyone afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!"

"Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers? They needed a developer."

"""TALIBAN OFFICIAL ACCIDENTALLY SENDS OUT COLLEAGUES' EMAIL ADDRESSES"" Apparently, he hit ""Reply Allah"". Heyoooooooo!!!"