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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Pakistani Kindergarten and a Taliban Training Ground? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone."

"If nothing else, the iOS7 update has proved it's usefulness by automatically adding the little accent mark to the word jalapeno for me."

"Whats the difference between a baby and an onion You don't cry when you cut a baby"

"I like my coffee how I like my women Forgotten about in the kitchen"

"What do you call spending time with you family through BDSM? Family bondage time."

"I have a recurring dream where I divide 10 by 3."

"Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie? It's a perfect 5/7."

"What do you call a drunken Muslim? Mohammered"

"What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question? ..."

"I'm so terrible at Chess. The only way I'll ever get to say ""Checkmate"" is if I eat at a restaurant in Australia."