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Joke of the Day
"Give a man a gun... and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world."
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"I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl with one hand. It's 42."
"First Obama came for my guns. Then he came for my knives. Then he came for my dinette set. Then he redecorated the whole place. It's lovely."
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"The other day, a frog jumped underneath my lawmower.. I guess he was trying to *kermit* suicide."