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Joke of the Day
"Give a man a gun... and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world."
Next Joke
"[Last supper] Jesus: Same time next week guys? *they all nod* Judas: I'll book a table for 12 Jesus: you mean 13 Judas: yeah..13, I meant 13"
"Astronauts are cowards, why don't you stay down here and face earth's problems like a man"
"[Jokes] The three girls LOL FUNNY!"
"What do old people smell like? Depends."
"How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass??... Very satisfying..."
"I don't want this month to end because the puppy on my calendar is extra cute."
"A three legged dog walks into a bar... Goes up to the bartender and says ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."""
"Why were the pirates on the ship fighting? They needed better anchor management."
"Meth addicts must pay for drugs with all the money they get from the tooth fairy"