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Joke of the Day
"Why do Jew's love jokes? Because they don't have to pay for them."
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"I came up with an excuse for being late I was marching with Martin Luther King, but then some firemen mistook us for fire and tried to put us out; that's why I was late sorry."
"I bought myself a new hairdryer but it's faulty. It sucks."
"If wrestlers have biceps, and bodybuilders have triceps, what do surgeons have? Forceps (I hate my shit life)"
"Santa probably regrets giving coal Santa Claus probably regrets giving coal to naughty children now that global warming is threatening his habitat."
"I forgive and forget, because I have a good heart, and a terrible memory."
"Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco."
"What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation? A razor."