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Joke of the Day

"Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco."

"Who succeeded the first President of the USA ? The second one !"

"One thing won't change for Jared Fogle while in prison He will still be eating 6"" to 12"" daily."

"Limerick There was this baker from South Carolina Who stuck an eggbeater in her vagina The cakes she would glaze In an orgasmic haze And her screams they would rattle the china"

"If you're going to carry on a cell phone conversation in the men's room you can count on me to make HORRIBLE noises and flush every two seconds."

"Teacher - if my cup is half full, what does that mean? Student - that you need a smaller bra!"

"I went to a porn star's funeral yesterday... ...I woke up with mourning wood"

"Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption ""Summer is finally here!"" or we wouldn't have known it's summer."

"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Without a penis"

"All work and no play... .... makes Abraham Lincoln a full term president. Im going to hell."