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Joke of the Day

"I bought myself a new hairdryer but it's faulty. It sucks."

"The ethernet is used to catch the etherbunny."

"I'm not Catholic, but I've given up picking my belly button for lint."

"I went to walmart today. I got the cart with three wheels and a hoof. This always happens to me."

"You're so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line."

"To Dig. I dig. We dig. He dig. She dig. They dig. It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's very deep!"

"Tombstones should just say how old the person was. I don't wanna walk around doing grave math."

"How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it."

"Since they won't vote anyway, Obama should make the GOP look bad by nominating a bald eagle holding a picture of Jesus to the Supreme Court."

"Formulae for finding the stopping time of a musical object? E=MCHammer... you know what just down vote I don't care any more. _ I'm fed up being gay!"