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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation? A razor."

"what did the domino's pizza delivery guy say to Satan? The power of crust compels you."

"They take Opposite Day seriously here at El Sol. I love sushi/getting paid to eat, but the dead mariachi band is something of a mood-killer."

"Why did the armadillo cross the road? It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck."

"Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel."

"If you know shes had a bad day just ask her how she is doing. Then when shes talking you can think of a good tweet that makes fun of her day"

"You'd be shocked at how easy it is to walk into a nursing home and draw mustaches on the dementia patents"

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they are both stuck up cunts"

"Practicing karate in my driveway to strike fear into potential burglars."

"I don't know why they call it a period. At my house it's more like ""!#%* you, you piece of $&!@""."