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Joke of the Day

"Santa probably regrets giving coal Santa Claus probably regrets giving coal to naughty children now that global warming is threatening his habitat."

"A white supremacist, racist, and antisemite walk into a bar Oh wait, that's the White House"

"Three hunters come across some tracks in the middle of the woods... The first hunter says its wolf tracks the second says its bear tracks the third was hit by a trian"

"*standing behind home plate* -Beware of my dog-like reflexes. -Shouldn't it be cat-like reflexes? *catches baseball with my face*"

"I was arrested for washing my pants without taking the cash out of my pockets. They charged me for laundering money."

"I'm confused, why does the Gangnam Style guy want to launch a nuclear attack on the US?"

"Does the circle of life... become a sphere in 3D?"

"[Army Shooting Range] Officer: Are you locked & loaded? Soldiers: YES SIR! Officer: You may fire at will! Soldier Named Will: WTF?"

"What Do You Call A Gay Boxer? ""Fruit Punch"". I'm sorry."

"Mother: I raised you both as a mother and a father. Son: Go fuck your self."