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"What do midgets and dwarfs have in common? Just a little"
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"The Horse Joke So, there was a fly, and the fly entered the horse's ass; finally when the fly wanted to go out, the horse wasn't there anymore."
"A feminist told me I really need to take a Women's Studies class. I told her ""There is no way I'm going to spend a semester studying a broad."""
"the average Russian day When you ask a Russian how his day is going. ""It is an average day today: not as good as yesterday, but better than tomorrow."""
"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo. Better if you say this aloud."
"How do you confuse a gay? Seven"
"A lot of the classic ""cool"" behaviors are pretty much just acting like a cat."
"My girlfriend told me I'm starting to annoy her because I relate everything to batman... What a joker!"
"Why do Kenyans always win marathons? At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-"
"I've fallen in love with a fellow ventriloquist's doll. But she's already spoken for."