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Joke of the Day
"A lot of the classic ""cool"" behaviors are pretty much just acting like a cat."
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"I wish the GPS lady would periodically say things like ""Doin' great"" or ""Still going the right way, good job."""
"I just took laxatives and huffed some nitrous oxide... for shits and giggles."
"Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st? Because Santa came early this year."
"Did you know that 1 in every doll, in every doll, in every doll, in every doll are Russian?"
"A blind man walks into a bar... ...and a table... and a chair."
"I slapped Kim Kardashian's ass once I don't like his music."
"A termite walks into a bar... Is the bar tender here?"
"What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...? Turkey"
"I had 13 items in the 12 items or less line, so I just put a banana in my pocket."