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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse a gay? Seven"
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"I was playing snooker with my mate, Dave, down the pub last night. We finished setting the table up and he said to me, ""do you wanna break?"" ""We've haven't even started yet, you lazy cunt!"""
"Silver and Lead are sitting in a bar when Gold walks in ... Silver yells ""AU get outta here"""
"Why was the paranormal convention cancelled? Due to unforseen circumstances"
"Why does Pinocchio tell lies? Because he's a fucking liar."
"Some mornings I wake up bitchy... Other mornings I let her sleep."
"Pimples are a rising issue And a pressing matter"
"What do you get when a horse's food comes to know Jesus? Christian Bale"
"What is Donald Trump's favourite nursery rhyme? Barack a bye baby"
"Being a New York Jets fan is like watching Titanic every Sunday and cheering for the boat."