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Joke of the Day

"the average Russian day When you ask a Russian how his day is going. ""It is an average day today: not as good as yesterday, but better than tomorrow."""

"Keep calm and text a random number...""I'm pregnant"""

"What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !"

"Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Just kidding."

"My father owned a body removal business He lifted a lot of dead weight"

"Pickpocketing rates are so high in Barcelona, after browsing Street View my PayPal account got emptied."

"I like jokes. Today Good joke is I am a Joke ."

"Children of ISIS have been complaining of the heat and the leaders didn't know what to do... lucky for them, they were able to recruit Italian ISIS. credit goes to Jerry Seinfeld for the idea."

"You know why you shouldn't eat spaghetti late at night? Because it'll keep you up Pasta you bedtime."

"If you are being attacked by a bunch of clowns the first thing to do is go for the juggler."