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Joke of the Day

"Why do Kenyans always win marathons? At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-"

"I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday I'll tell you what, never again"

"""The shortest distance between two points is a straight line"" Triggered. Discriminates against gay lines."

"I walked up to my 9yo and said, ""How goes it?"" He looks up at me and says, ""God is history's greatest serial killer."""

"What do you call the procedure that is done when a woman wants to become a man? An Adadictomy"

"What do you call a psychic who is neither elated or depressed A happy medium"

"Just looked in my 8 yr old son's bedroom and I'm pretty sure it can't be ruled out that the Malaysian jet may be in there somewhere."

"So Hitler writes a porno... It's title: *Mein Kampfidential*"

"Girls, get your abortions NOW in case the Republicans win"

"I'm pretty certain I'll never be a serial killer, since I don't have a middle name."