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Joke of the Day

"The Horse Joke So, there was a fly, and the fly entered the horse's ass; finally when the fly wanted to go out, the horse wasn't there anymore."

"Had sex in a kiddie pool full of jam once. *pops jean jacket collar* I got marmalaid."

"Redneck Divorce (Oh Boy) How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida? Either way you lose the trailer!"

"If grandmothers say ""love you to the moon and back"" Do gay men say ""love you to Uranus and back""?"

"I would be a better president than Donald Trump This is probably the wrong place to post this because that's not a fucking joke."

"What do you call an egotistical anorexic? A selfie stick."

"What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep? ...banned from the petting zoo..."

"every snail has a perfectly baked cinnamon bun inside its shell"

"Why did the aardvark cross the road? To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him. (Not an original joke)"

"Science brought us to the moon.. while religion only brought us to some skyscrapers."