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Joke of the Day
"I've fallen in love with a fellow ventriloquist's doll. But she's already spoken for."
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"Never date an intelligent, incredibly handsome, wealthy man. He's a violent psychopath that wants to kill you *things i learned from horrors"
"Did You Hear About The Orgy In The Forest? People came in groves."
"How do you get a Baby to Stop crying? You Beat it with a brick"
"What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ? Let's go get Jobs."
"You can't run through a campground... you can only ran, because it's past tents."
"Big shout-out to slugs! Those little guys are out there everyday, doing all the same stuff as snails but without helmets."
"What are David Cameron's favorite people to have sex with? Cops"
"the Facebook app for iPhone"
"You would be amazed how cheap lawn mowers are at Home Depot when you own a pickup truck and a orange apron."