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Joke of the Day

"I've fallen in love with a fellow ventriloquist's doll. But she's already spoken for."

"I have some frilly pants. They are never on time. It's OK, though... They're late bloomers"

"If at first you don't succeed, Skydiving isn't for you."

"A man runs into a bar... ...Of steel. He ends up breaking one of his ribs."

"If we keep building giant walls at the border to Mexico it's only a matter of time before natural selection gives us giant Mexicans."

"My boyfriend offered to do analingus if I'd trim a ""landing strip..."" I told him he should be more worried about Skid Row."

"What is the difference between an arrested public masturbator and a period? The period comes after the sentence."

"Why was the Router released early from prison? It had connections."

"A group of held hands can raise your spirits. It's seance!"

"How did the redditor get lots of downvotes? What is a pirate's favourite letter?"