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Joke of the Day

"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo. Better if you say this aloud."

"a beer at yankee stadium is like a monthly mortgage payment in any other state"

"When they were saying ""we will find a good home for him"" I thought they were talking about the dog,I didn't know they were talking about me!"

"I tried that whole ""if you love something, set it free"" thing but my kids are still here."

"Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs? He was caught in the possession of small arms"

"You know what they say about a guy with tiny arms? He has tiny legs. (if you know what i mean)"

"The door is not ajar. It's a door, silly!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who? Crewcut and I'm the only one left !"

"What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie? Professor +"

"How much does a moil get paid for circumcision? Ninety-nine dollars plus tips."