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Joke of the Day

"Is that mine? I was walking down the street when I saw black guy with a laptop. Is that mine? I thought. It looks exactly like mine... but that can't be... Mine should be at home cleaning my shoes."

"A man's got to know his limitations. Unless he's in a relationship, then he'll be constantly reminded."

"*feeds a horse 1 pound of weed *rides off into sunset on my high horse"

"If we are a country committed to free speech then why do we have phone bills?"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger and Michael Jackson decided to combine their efforts to create a Superhuman... they called it Michael Sch......was-a-negger. Sorry for the Racism :<"

"Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus."

"A man was in a supermarket.... and he saw a man. He went up to him and said ""I know you from somewhere, are you famous?"" The man replies ""no no no... I'm famYOU""."

"What does a pedophile order when he goes to a cannibal restaurant? Eh, just something off the kids menu."

"I laughed at my friend for being unable to juggle... Turns he just didn't have the balls to do it."

"Two deer walk into a gay bar... 1 hour later they leave and one says to the other, ""damn I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in that place"""