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Joke of the Day

"What does a pedophile order when he goes to a cannibal restaurant? Eh, just something off the kids menu."

"If a fly does not fly, is it a walk? /music plays"

"I bought a book about addiction I've read it 50 times and it still hasn't helped."

"Having the worst day ever. All traffic lights I passed were green so I had to stop on the side of the road to check my Facebook."

"My grandfather was diagnosed with Alzheimer's and Severe Dandruff... He's been really flaky lately."

"What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish? Not Sea Food."

"What's worse than eating out your grandmother? Banging your head on the coffin lid."

"How do Spaniards take their coffee? Au lait."

"The United States of America Yeah, That's it."

"Who was the only president that was not guilty? Lincoln. He was in a cent."