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Joke of the Day

"Arnold Schwarzenegger and Michael Jackson decided to combine their efforts to create a Superhuman... they called it Michael Sch......was-a-negger. Sorry for the Racism :<"

"A Jamaican is asked, use Dandelion in a sentence ... He then says ... ""The cheetah is faster dandelion"""

"A donkey falls into a bowl of sugar... Now, that's a sweet ass."

"Therapist: We must remove our masks and express our true selves Yoga instructor: True Nutritionist: So wise Raccoon: This is bullshit, Alan"

"Breaking news: Cheese Factory Explosion De brie everywhere."

"What's the worst part about raping a deaf chick? You have to cut her fingers off so she can't tell anyone!"

"What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love? ""You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"""

"Went to a ginger convention today There wasn't a soul there."

"I'm not afraid that the world is going to end.... I'm afraid that it isn't going to change...."

"What's the difference between an old cat and a little kitten? An old cat will bite and scratch, but a little pussy never hurt anybody."