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Joke of the Day
"I laughed at my friend for being unable to juggle... Turns he just didn't have the balls to do it."
Next Joke
"GOOD COP: The sign on your door says NOTARY NOTARY: Yes? NOT A GOOD COP: *menacingly leans onto desk* Sounds like something a RY would say"
"Being single isn't always bad. Look at Kraft cheese for example."
"As a kid playing parent, I never accounted for the 8 hours a week I'd lose taking underwear out of inside out pants while doing laundry."
"What do get when you cross 50 female pigs with 50 male deer? One hundred sows and bucks?"
"Why is milk so fast? Because it's pasteurized before you see it!"
"Picture me eating dinner. Wrong! Louder. Drunker. Even more backup dancers."
"When people say they're a foodie it's no big deal.. but when people find I'm a drinker they're all ""stop the car"" and ""we're calling the police""."
"Who could it be? there's a big idiot between the ""I"" and the ""Y"" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?"
"How do you double the price of a Fiat? Fill the tank"