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Joke of the Day

"Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus."

"Last night I dreamt I was a muffler... It was exhausting."

"Trumps wives were immigrants Proving again that they'll do jobs Americans won't"

"I don't see why so many Americans are anti-gay rights. For a country with 4 dads, you would think they'd be more accepting."

"I don't appreciate my son's teacher circling all the wine stains on his homework."

"My dentist is going to be so proud of me! I've been brushing my teeth like ten times a day since I started using Betty Crocker toothpaste."

"Two elephants were standing in the shower. One elephant said to the other ""pass the soap"" the other elephant said ""there's no soap radio"""

"Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he wanted to feel his oats!"

"My wife gets really annoyed when I make sexual requests. The other night, I asked her if we could try the praying mantis' position and she tore my head off"

"IRISH EATS ITALIAN Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath."