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Joke of the Day
"If we are a country committed to free speech then why do we have phone bills?"
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"Finding girls is like playing blackjack. I always try to go for 21 but end up hitting on 14."
"Step1) Buy 100 cans of tuna Step2) Drain the cans into a bucket Step3) Soak ur cloths in the tuna water Step4) Go outside & get all the cats"
"What's red and sits in a corner? A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner? The same baby 3 weeks later."
"On sunday remember to turn your clocks back an hour And on tuesday vote Trump to set our country back 60 years."
"Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July r/jokes!"
"Jihadi math university question: Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes. He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the area it will cover after the explosion."
"What did the mathematician wear in the beauty contest?"
"There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who are good at math, and those who aren't."
"What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common? The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside."