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Joke of the Day

"A man's got to know his limitations. Unless he's in a relationship, then he'll be constantly reminded."

"A man walks into a ........ Pulls out a ......... And ........... Piss off Fill in the blanks."

"I thought it was funny... I asked a guy with Tourette's what made him tic... He didn't find the humor."

"Good news: I learned how to build a fire. Bad news: I need a new toaster oven."

"This Joke made me burst out laughing at work, but then I was sad... A baby seal walks into a club..."

"Funny Jokes - Lots of Funny Jokes"

"Which position is for a baseball player wearing a buttplug? Shartstop"

"Ever heard the one about the shark in the bar Don't worry, its kinda fishy"

"What do you call a rabbi that you scrap off your shoe? Resi-jew. I'm so sorry."

"My friend is not a member of an organized political party He's a Democrat."