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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the joke about the 13-inch ruler? Never mind. It's too long."

"I don't understand ads on p0rn sites. like who is ever in the middle of jerking off then goes like ""woah! that's the new detergent?"""

"There are two types of guys: those who pee in the shower and those who don't admit it."

"I'm starting a nightclub to cater to people infected with AIDS It's called ""Hi Five"" in Roman Numerals (HIV)"

"If someone shows up at my house unannounced, I won't open the door. I just stand on the other side of the glass shaking my head no."

"My ex girlfriend had a dog. That thing was so crazy I ended up putting her down. But I kept the dog."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... No Penis"

"Rappers be like ""I'm killing them snitches, smackin dem bitches, smokin blunts n fucking hoes!""**Wins award** Rapper: ""I just wanna thank God"""

"A recent survey in the UK asked the following question: Are there too many foreigners in this country now? 18% answered: **YES** 82% answered ** **"

"It's not gay when it's a three-way... ...unless you're all guys. Then, it's pretty gay. I mean, in a good way. No judgment here. Really, enjoy yourselves."