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Joke of the Day

"I've decided to take some time off Twitter so I can focus on work and, ok, I'm back"

"What were Steve Jobs children told to do when their father passed away? Steve's Job."

"If everyone had a gun, we wouldn't have to worry about gun violence. This is why war zones are noted for their safety."

"What do you call a nut that eats other nuts? A pecan-nibal! Made this up at work while hungry."

"What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane? A milkshake."

"A young nun is sewing a hole in a sock... ...when she pricks her finger with the needle. - Shit! - Crap, I said shit! - Damn, I said crap! - Aw, fuck it. I never wanted to become a nun, anyways."

"I've put a hole in a bar of soap and I use it to masturbate. Normally I wouldn't share this kind of information, but I just have to cum clean."

"How does Donald Trump plan to get rid of the mexicans? Juan by Juan"

"Knock, knock. ""Who's there?"" [Doctor](http://images.amcnetworks.com/bbcamerica.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/18/files/2013/08/Doctorwho_50th-anniversary-thumbnail_01.jpg)."

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